Not for the Feminist!

I love being a girl! I truly do think it's great. I always feel like it encompasses freedom. I can wear a skirt or pants... I can have long hair or short hair... I can be a mechanic or work in a daycare... I can cry my eyes out or punch a hole in the wall... I can sit or stand when I pee! Hahaha... okay maybe not stand but I think a squat counts ;) I also get to walk down the street holding my best friends hand even if she is the same gender as me! Oh and of course I get to give birth... or not! Women are great... unless you have to marry one!

Oh how I pity the man that has to marry me because Lord knows that I wouldn't want to! I annoy and frustrate myself... imagine what I would do to that poor man. And yes, I am well aware that men are not so great and wonderful all the time. I know enough that irritate me beyond measure! However, I'd rather marry a man then a woman any day!

Firstly, women cry! And I am sure all the women reading this are thinking what is wrong with that! Which would prove my point... because all the men reading it are so impressed with me for putting it first! Men can't deal with tears... it overwhelms them... and they have no idea what to do with them. They have this idea in their heads that they must fix everything... and tears are just one of those things that have no quick remedy! And there are many girls that just love a good cry! I mean, sometimes the day just calls for a cry... or if you haven't had one in awhile you start to feel like everything is bottling up inside you. Girls cry! I probably cry more often then most.... I think I cry once a week! I feel great... but the men around me really don't!

Secondly, women are crazy! You can deny it as much as you want... but you are crazy! Your thoughts are always running around everywhere... you read into things that aren't there... you make up whole sentences that are supposedly "between the lines"... you analyze every action believing that it somehow says that no one loves you... you can nag all day long... you get all excited over nothing, screaming and yelling when you shouldn't... and my personal favorite! WOMEN NEVER FREAKING SAY WHAT THEY MEAN! I hate that crap! If you are upset about something, don't make up something that has NOTHING to do with what you are upset about! I think I would almost rather you not say anything then make up something. Though a lot of women don't say anything and try to send their secret messages through their eyes! Ridiculous! And then of course... all of qualities are exemplified when you are pmsing or pregnant! Amazing!

I feel horrible writing these things about my own gender... but please note, I deal with the same issues! Though, awareness always is the first step... so when I'm having my girly moments, I like to warn people. I don't know if that really helps but... what else can I do, I'm a girl! But thankfully... men love us! And somehow manage to put up with the tears and the insanity! It's a good thing because I really couldn't!

Proverbs 31:10-12

A wife of noble character who can find? She is worth far more than rubies. Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks nothing of value. She brings him good, not harm, all the days of her life.